Tuesday, April 1, 2008

A letter to me.

Thanks to my friend Elena for inspiring me to write this letter already. I wish I had one of these when I started high school, and I always want to write one when I hear the Brad Paisley song. This picture is from college with me and my high school best friend and college roomie Kim.
1. Don't write exclusively about boys in your baptism journal. It makes you look shallow and there really was a lot more going in your life than lame boys.
2. Read more
3. Don't ditch Young Women's for a basketball game to see a cute boy. You'll get to see him again and you'll never get over the guilt you'll feel for planning an activity as the Laurels president and then never showing up to help.
4. Try not to get in trouble with the police so often. But good job for not ever getting arrested.
5. Good job for not dating the boys Phil warned you about. He warned you for good reason and you are much better off for never getting involved.
6. Don't quit soccer. The girls have so much fun on the high school team and you could have used the exercise.
7. The reason you work out 2 hours a day and can't lose weight is because you eat a Zuka juice for a snack (600 cal) and then have pastries everyday during your break at work. Not to mention the huge cookie you got on your tray at lunch. You aren't born this way...you just eat too much crap.
8. Don't wear sweats to school every day. You look terrible and that might be why the boys don't want to hang out with you anymore after your sophomore/junior year.
9. Don't be embarrassed that you are a "yellow" personality. You'll grow out of it and end up looking for ways to have fun when everything in life gets so serious.
10. Try not to put your foot in your mouth so much. You'll grow out of that too, but not as quickly as the yellow. So watch what you say. (I'm still growing out of that)
11. Watch out for tall, dark, men. They'll just waste your time, and cause you a year of regret and unnecessary turmoil. Plus he could be that 2-timing jackal that you wish you'd never met in the first place.
12. Don't worry...the reason you are going to go to the U of U your junior is not because you are crazy or having an identity crisis...it is because Josh Mendenhall is coming home from his mission and you are going to need to hang out together if you are going to marry him.
13. Be nice to your dad. Like everybody says, he is such an awesome guy and you are wasting some great memories, and a great role model by avoiding him during your teen years.
14. Be nice to Erica, she is a fun person and is really sensitive, so when she writes you "the worst sister in the world" letters she really is sad and you should feel sorry for being mean.
15. Squirt more people with water. Seriously you never can have enough water fights. They bring out the best.
16. Even though high school seems like it sucks, you'll look back with fond memories, so just enjoy it already.
17. Ride your bike more. When you are a mom and have kids, you can't get out very often so get out there now and make some memories.
18. Dont plan a senior trip to lake powell. Your friends will not end up doing their part, and your family/parents will have to pick up the slack, and it'll be a long time before you get over that guilt also.
19. Don't spend all your money. You'll need it someday and there are way cooler things to buy then make-up and food.
20. Enjoy family vacations and quit wishing you were home with your friends.
21. Don't dump a bucket of water on Mark B. in college. Of all the pranks you pull, people will laugh, but this guy will get really mad and you'll feel bad about that one too. Especially when you asked him for help to lure him out of his apartment.

17 comments:

Elena said...

That one was great!!! I especially am proud of you for not getting arrested.;) You look the same, you beautiful thing.

Bethie said...

I loved this letter!!!! I am sure Annie will get a kick out of it too:0)

Tony and Erica said...

Ok Kris, Now I feel really bad for writing mean sister letters. Im sure you got them frequently too. I probably shouldnt have read this when Im already an emotional mess. Yes it did make me cry. I would have a lot to write about if I did one of these. I wouldnt change much but, one thing I would want to be your friend before we got married, I know I was your sister, but I never felt like your friend, just the annoying little sister to you and phil. Im glad you didnt get arrested also, I was with you on one of your police run'ins that wouldnt of looked good for a 10 year old!
PS josh I get it....

Barney Family Blog said...

That was great! Funny about Mark. I remember joinng you that night,little did I know he would later be my bro-in-law. Tyler has told me a few time how ticked they were. Oops!
Loved the pic of you and Kim, brings back so many fun memories! Does Kim have a blog?

Van Cott Family said...

Hey! Good to hear my friend had some run-in's with the law, and turned out good too! Miss your guts! I am trying to get up to Ut this summer, maybe we could do a camp out or night up the canyon or something fun!
--Julie

Kristen said...

Josh "doesn't get this" He thinks I am going crazy and listing all of my major regrets in life. Well there are no major regrets and it's all in fun.

Annie Jane said...

you have me snickering pretty good, Kris. Oh wow. all the questions I have. That is a great conversation piece of a letter. Let's pull that out next time we get together.

Ashley said...

Ah, this was great. Fun to read.

Kmom said...

KRIS:
Boy was it fun to pull up your blog and see a picture of me!!! It brought back so many happy memories. I am kinda sad to read your list of regrets. I was with you at some of these happenings and I had no idea you felt that way about them. I am very grateful though that none of them directly related to me. Thanks for not making me a regret. Don't worry about any of this stuff. It is how you came to be the wonderful person you are today!
Love ya,
Kim

Linds Forrest said...

A picture of Todd's favorite girl friends! Your list was hillarious, made me think of the time we went to the Manti pagant. I have never laughed so hard then when you did that one voice imitation. And by the way... what did your comment mean on my blog?! Go check it out, under the 'smell that..' post. Love ya!

Shandi Brown said...

I love this, that is so funny! and KIM!! SO cute!

Annie Jane said...

I love this picture, by the way.

Heidi Berry said...

What a fun idea. You make me laugh- I also wish I hadn't written exclusively about boys in my journal. Well, a lot of the entries were about Phil, and at least I married him. But for the most part I sounded like shallow, boy-crazed girl. But I guess that is what I was. :)

Heidi said...

I love these letters, they are so funny. I can't see you getting in trouble. What would your YW say about their President:) On a side note, we have decided to make our blog private. Email me and I will invite you to it.
heidilynnpetersen@hotmail.com

Kelly Nordfelt said...

I love this picture! This is when I lived with you guys too. In fact, I think I have the double. I am glad you didn't put the underwear prank we did to What's-in-face on the other side of Willowbrook as a regret, or running in and stealing some boys stuff the first week of school.

TLJ said...

As one of those slacker, senior trip friends I apologize for the guilt, money, time, and lost energy I caused you and your parents. They made that trip so fun though, it was a blast!

Phil Berry said...

I'd like to hear about the boys that i was warning you about. Funny when something is remembered by someone else and it all sounds familiar enough, but you have no direct recollection of having done it. Heidi keeps reminding me of these instances, and i keep getting a kick out of myself. Once again, i crack myself up 10+ years after the fact.

Is there anything out there that i may have supressed, that was really awful? If that's the case, I suppose I should apologize, but i'd like to atleast defend my good name first.